**Author Notes**

Do you remember my Hamster Friend in the Big City?

She is an Assistant Game Master in her group, meaning she can run sessions for players (but her hamster paws?). Most of the time she enjoys asking for me to write up some NPC profiles or backstory based on her lore.

We usually do a lot of collaborative writing together, and edit each other's works in the past...So we went - Screw it, why the hey not?

My Hamster Friend also sends me a rough summary of her sessions, of what she did to make the players cry... I (kind of) took liberty in doing some editing and turn it into a 'messy' Battle Report.

I sent both the NPCs profiles and my Battle Reports.

..............We could never stop laughing.

Let me show you what I shared with her (^v^)b

~~TOTO🍁