Narration: And on that day we all new, home was a pen and humanity is fucked

SONG: Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger!

SONG: *cuts out*

Narrator: *coughs*

Narrator: sorry not sorry

Mikasa: EREN WAKE THE FUCK UP

Eren: FUCK OFF MIKASA I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP.

Mikasa: IT WILL BE DARK IF WE DON'T LEAVE NOW

Eren: SO WHAT

Mikasa: WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?

Eren: FUCK MY MOTHER

Mikasa: EXCUSE ME?!

Eren: YOU HEARD ME NOW LET ME SLEEP

Mikasa: EREN IF YOU DON'T DRAG YOUR ASS BACK TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW I WILL DO IT FOR YOU

Eren: TRY ME 

Mikasa: *bitch slaps Eren*

Eren: THE FUCK? WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR

Mikasa: A. LANGUAGE AND B. YOU BETTER COME BACK WITH ME RIGHT NOW OR I AM GOING TO WHOOP YOUR ASS SO HARD THAT IS WILL MAKE SLEEPING A BITCH TO DO

Eren: *screams*

Mikasa: CAN YOU JUST BE NORMAL FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE?

Eren: NEVER

Mikasa: *sighs*

Mikasa: Lets go Eren

Eren: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

Mikasa: I'LL TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU WERE CRYING 

Eren: *starts walking back with Mikasa*

Eren: Don't tell anyone ok?

Mikasa: yea, yea, yea.

End of part 1 :)