Eren and Mikasa: *get back home*

Eren: WE MADE IT BACK ALIVE

Carla: Welcome back kids

Eren: *empties firewood*

Carla: That's a lot of firewood

Eren: Yea so what?

Carla: You got Mikasa to help you again

Eren: Yea whatever

Carla: So Mikasa, do you have anything to share today

Mikasa: Ummm, yea, Eren wants to join the scouts

Carla: *silence*

Eren: THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING MIKASA

Mikasa: Telling your Mum about your future career choice?

Eren: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Carla: DON'T YOU EVEN DARE JOIN THE SCOUTS

Eren: BUT I WANNA JOIN THE SCOUTS

Carla: NO

Eren: BUT I REALLY WANT TO

Mikasa: NO

Eren: BUT I WANNA

Grisha: Yea sure son

Carla: WHY WOULD YOU SAY YES?

Grisha: Cause why not?

Carla: HE COULD GET KILLED

Grisha: Yea whatever

Carla: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME

Grisha: And that would be my cue to leave

Carla: DON'T YOU EVEN DARE

Grisha: Eren, behave and I'll show you whats in the basement

Eren: Okay

Carla: GRISHA

Grisha: Goodbye and Carla

Carla: WHAT IS IT

Grisha: Have you paid your funeral insurance lately?

Carla: what

Grisha: Probably should get that done ASAP

Grisha: Bye

Everyone: ....

Carla: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT JOINING THE SCOUTS

Eren: YEA WELL, SUCK IT UP CAUSE I AM

Eren: *runs away*

Carla: Mikasa

Carla: You need to protect that boy from himself, he is to edgy for his own good, promise me you will protect him

Mikasa: I will

Mikasa: *runs off after Mcedgelord*