"By the way, Chop-Chop. I was thinking of what to wear for the Year End Festival you're having here in Warsaw. It's my first time spending the New Year outside of Britain, I was looking forward to see something nice in your hometown. Maybe, we can go on a lovely date♥!"

"I have a recital to perform at the local schools, the town hall, and then make a visit to a prince in Berlin afterwards... Ah, what was his name again?"

"... Pfft. Nice bluff, Chop-Chop. You can't fool this Witch. Her Intelligence Score is over Nine-Thous--"

"Ah right. Prince Antoni Radziwill, who is running for governor position of  the Grand Duchy of Posen."

"Holy f**k."

"Bless you."

The Witch felt like she bit her tongue.

... Rather, she did bit her tongue and cover her small mouth to make sure she didn't cough up blood. Wanting to change the subject (or to save face) she quickly darted up to her bedroom in the secret attic, only to come back down with two distinct robes in her hands...

She wasn't wearing either of them, and her legs still dripped on the carpet.

"...S-so as I was saying. Cough. Which should I wear on our date? My usual summer sky pattern kimono that makes people think I'm the Diamond Switzerland reincarnated... But, my eyes keep wandering to this robe that screams Kingdom of Roses and Lilac... You choose!"

"Nie."

"....Then for our New Year's date, I'll go in the nude. Just for you♥."

"Guggh!? (O///O)"

Frederic Chopin turned away to throw a finger behind him and aimed for one of the dresses. He didn't dare look and fall for her trap. That, or he worried his heart couldn't take the... excitement. Cough.

"Kyaaah♥! N-not there darling!"

"Goguhg!? I-I'm sorry Jolly! Y-you saw something too obscene for your eyes!"

"Psyche. You poked Diamond Switzerland. Tee-hee☆."

"... Penny. Your rations this week will be negative five. Please return the food you've been sneaking from the pantry for the last three weeks."

"WHAT THE F**K!? Wh-when did you learn the A-Ancient Spell, Arcane Eye!? I-I used multiple Stealth Enhancement Charms to reduce my ambient noises down to zero! Not even a German Shepherd could hear me creep by!"

"......Math. (-_-)"

"SH*T I FORGOT YOU DO STOCK INVENTORY EVERY NIGHT! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

For some reason, the Witch ended up dropping both of her elaborate dresses to the ground, and curl up into a human ball, pulling at her hair...

Yes, she was still sans clothing. Lampshades have censored her... parts.

"Please. Chop-Chop! M-my darling? My love? M-my hunny bun! N-not negative five! Th-that's my entire life savings worth of snacks! I-I'll wilt!"

"Please hand them over. All of it."

"N-no! Not my babies! Anything but my
fried potato slices! Mercy! Meeercyyyyyy!"

.....