Armin: All I said was that humanity should go outside the walls and that's when they started to beat me up.

Eren: Why can't people just let us dream

Mikasa: Because dreaming of going somewhere that will most likely kill you is great for your mental health.

Eren: Well I never asked for your opinion

Mikasa: Well actually you did

Eren: Be quiet

Mikasa: If dumb shit stopped coming out of your mouth then maybe I will

Eren: I SAID SHUT UP

*random earthquake*

Armin: What was that?

Mikasa: I think that was mother nature telling Eren to shut up 

Armin: We should get going

Eren and Mikasa: Yea sure

Everyone: *walks to street with perfect view of the fucking big ass wall*

Armin: *looks up at the wall horrified*

Narrator: And on that day when the Voldemort Titan stuck it's head over that big ass wall we all knew deep in our hearts that we are soooooo fucked.

Eren: But that wall is 50 meters high

Colossal Titan (A.K.A the Voldemort Titan): *Kicks Wall*

*rocks fly everywhere and kill multiple people as well as destroying homes*

Armin: They're going to get in

Armin: The Titans, ARE GOING TO DEVOUR US ALL

Eren: YEA WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK

Mikasa: Hey Eren didn't that rock land near your Mum's place

Eren: MUM

Erean: I'M GOING TO GO GET MUM

Mikasa: I'LL GO WITH YOU

Armin: Fuck that I'm out

Armin: *runs to boats* 

Eren: MIKASA LET'S GO

Eren and Mikasa: *runs to house*

End of Part 4