The Garrison: It's coming this way

Baseball Titan: *runs towards gate*

The Garrison: CLOSE THE GATE, WE CAN'T LET IT BREAK THROUGH THE WALL

Baseball Titan: *picks up pace*

The Garrison: HURRY UP

Some Random Dude: BUT WE CAN'T DO THAT, THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE IN THERE

The Garrison: FUCK THE PEOPLE, NOW HURRY UP

Baseball Titan: *nears*

The Garrison: AH SHIT

Baseball Titan: *Breaks through wall Maria*

The Garrison: ...

Someone in the Garrison: Do you think well get fired

The Garrison: Nah

Some Random Dude: THEY'RE IN. THE TITANS. HAVE BROKEN THROUGH WALL MARIA. 

*skips to Eren and Mikasa who are currently on a boat and have seen what has just occurred* 

Eren: They're in

Mikasa: I think thats already been stated by someone else but thanks for the reminder

Eren: *goes into extreme, extreme, extreme, edge mode*

Mikasa: Oh God, here we go

Eren: THATS IT

Armin: I wonder how long this is going to take

Eren: I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF THEM

Mikasa and Armin: *sighs in dissapointment*

Eren: EVERY LAST TITAN WILL REMEMBER MY NAME 

Mikasa: *bets $5 that Eren will rant for another 5mins

Armin: *bets another 2mins

Eren: AS I SEND THEM ALL TO A ENDLESS HELL

Eren: I WILL WATCH AS THEY FALL BEFORE ME

Armin and Mikasa: *timing this to see who wins*

Eren: THEY WILL ALL PAY

Eren: I WILL AVENGE YOU MOTHER

Eren: *finishes rant*

Armin: HAH

Armin: SUCK MY DICK MIKASA CAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE I JUST WON. YOU OWE ME $5

Mikasa: FUCK YOU ARMIN

Mikasa: *hands Armin 5$*

Eren: What just happened

End of script