This is 3 years later, Eren, Mikasa and Armin are now 12

P.I (psychotic instructor): WHATS YOUR NAME MOP TOP

Armin: ARMIN ARLERT SIR

P.I: WHO WAS THE DUMB FUCK THAT CURED YOU WITH THAT NAME

Armin: IT WAS MY GRANDFATHERS SIR

P.I: AND YOU.... *looks at Marco*

P.I: WHO ARE YOU HALF AND HALF

Marco: MARCO BOTT SIR AND I'M GONNA SERVE THE KING

P.I: ....

P.I: SO YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A DECENT REASON TO JOIN THE MILITARY POLICE? 

Marco: I WANT TO SERVE THE KING SIR

P.I: NO YOU DON'T 

P.I: *slaps Marco*

P.I: OK WHAT ABOUT YOU 

Jean: I AM JEAN KIRSCHTEIN SIR

P.I: SO WHAT DOES A PEST LIKE YOU WANT TO DO WITH THE REST OF THEIR PATHETIC LIFE ANYWAY

Jean: I WANT TO JOIN THE MILITARY POLICE AND LIVE IN THE INTERIOR

P.I: ....

P.I: Fair enough

P.I: OKAY WHAT ABOUT YOU CUE-BALL

 Connie: *places hand on right side of chest*

Connie: CONNIE SPRINGER SIR

P.I: HOW CAN SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHICH SIDE THEIR HEART IS ON JOIN THE TRAINING CORPS?

P.I: *holds Connie's head in a very disturbing way*

P.I: *continues to interrogate Connie* 

Sasha: *eats potato*

Everyone: *stares*

Sasha: *continues to eat potato*

P.I: YOU ARE OFFICIALLY ON MY SHIT LIST. JUST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

Sasha: SASHA BLOUSE SIR

P.I: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING A POTATO

Sasha: CAUSE I LIKE POTATOES SIR

P.I: BUT WHY WOULD YOU EAT IT HERE

Sasha: IT WAS GETTING COLD AND I DIDN'T WANT IT GETTING COLD SIR

P.I: BUT WHY WOULD YOU EAT THAT POTATO

Sasha: Are you asking me why people eat potatoes? I'm surprised you don't know sir.

Armin from somewhere: Remember to apply cold water to area of burn

P.I: *gets really mad*

P.I: THATS IT POTATO BITCH. YOU ARE TO RUN UNTIL THE SUN SETS

Sasha: Okay

P.I: AND

Sasha: Well hurry up and say it then

P.I: YOU LOSE MEAL PRIVILEGES FOR 4 DAYS

Sasha: Isn't that illegal sir?

P.I: THEN IN THAT CASE...

P.I: IT IS FOR THE NEXT WEEK

Sasha: *screams*

Sasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everyone except P.I and Sasha: oof

*Back at cabin while the sun sets*

Eren: WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO WORK ON THE FIELDS?!

Armin: I don't know maybe because they want to, you know, actually live.

Eren: BUT WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO DO THAT

Mikasa: BECAUSE EREN. THEY VALUE THEIR LIVES MORE THAN THEY VALUE KILLING TITANS

Eren: WHY WOULD ANYONE VALUE THEIR LIFE MORE THAN KILLING TITANS

Armin: EREN PEOPLE AREN'T AS PRONE TO SUICIDE AS YOU ARE

Eren: I guess you have a point

Mikasa: Is that all it took?

Armin: Hopefully

Eren: I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO KILL ALL OF THEM IN REPLACEMENT FOR THE COWARDS THAT LEFT

Armin: Those cowards are going to keep you fed 

Eren: I WILL KILL THEM ALL

Mikasa: Why is he like this

Eren: I WILL AVENGE MY MOTHER

Armin: I have no idea

Eren: I WILL AVENGE ALL OF HUMANITY

Mikasa: I can't take this anymore

Mikasa: *knocks Eren out*

Mikasa: I'll take him to the food hall and make sure he eats

Armin: I'll go with you

End of script