Eren: Please, please, please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeease
Jean: No
Connie: No
Mikasa: No
Eren: But you guys are meant to be my friends
Connie: So was God
Jean: But then he sent the Titans
Mikasa: He convinced me into committing murder
Eren: Wasn't that me?
Mikasa: Exactly
Eren: But I need to master this manoeuvre gear
Jean: Why don't you master it on your own then
Eren: GOD DAMMIT JEAN, REINER, BERTHOLDT CAN YOU HELP ME
Reiner: Yea sure
Bertholdt: I don't think that I wan
Reiner: He'll do it to won't you Bertholdt
Bertholdt *internally*: The fuck Reiner. Fuck you to the fucking moon. Why would you force me into helping this shitty little cunt. You fucking owe me after this ya fuckwit.
Bertholdt: Yea sure i'll come
Reiner: Okay lets go
*while walking to sight*
Eren: So yea my Mum was eaten and I saw
Reiner and Bertholdt: Oh how awful
Eren: I'll kill the colossal and the armoured titan and then i'll destroy them all
Armin: Eren what did we say about being edgy
Eren: That I was the definition of edge
Bertholdt and Reiner *internally* We are so fucked if this is the kid we need
*gets to sight*
Eren: LOOK AT THIS I CAN DO IT
Armin: Yea good job
Eren: THIS PROVES THAT EDGE IS ALL I NEED TO LIVE
*the next day*
Eren: THE FUCKING THING ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE
Armin: WELL NO FUCKING SHIT EREN
Eren: LET ME DO IT AGAIN
Eren: *actually does it for 10 seconds*
P.I *without looking at gear*: YOUR GEAR SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN TAMPERED WITH
Eren: OH REALLY HOW COULD YOU HAVE KNOWN?
P.I: CAUSE I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU KID
Eren: LOOK MIKASA I DID IT
Mikasa *internally*: Fuck he's actually doing it
Mikasa: Yea whatever
End of script
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