Jean: I'm joining the Military Police so I can move into the interior

Marco: So am I, no greater honour than serving under the king

Jean: You just want to move into the interior don't you Marco?

Marco: thats not true

Eren: Listen to yourselves, talking about the safety of the interior. 

Jean: What are you getting at

Eren: Not long ago this was the interior

Jean: Yea well not everyone is as suicidal as you are

Eren: Wanting to join the scouts isn't suicide

Jean: Sure it isn't

Eren: IT ISN'T

Jean: YES IT IS

Eren: THE SCOUTS IS FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO HELP HUMANITY RID US OF THE TITANS AND ONCE THAT HAPPENS THE THREAT WILL BE GONE AND WE WON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR FOR THE REST OF OUR WHOLE POINTLESS LIVES

Jean: ARE YOU SAYING YOUR SCARED YOU SUICIDAL MANIAC

Eren: LIKE HELL I AM HORSE FACE

Jean: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME ASSHOLE

Eren: YOU HEARD ME DIPSHIT

Jean: WHY YOU LITTLE

*Eren and Jean get up and start to fight*

Jean: YOU'LL NEVER WIN

Eren: MY EDGE WILL ALWAYS OVERPOWER YOU 

Jean: LIKE HELL IT WILL

*Mikasa breaks up fight*

Mikasa: That's enough from both of you

Mikasa: *carries Eren outside*

Jean: YOUR SO LUCKY EREN THAT YOU HAVE MIKASA TO CARRY YOU

Eren: AWWE YOU JEALOUS JEANY BOI

Jean: YOU WISH ASSHOLE

Armin: *runs after Mikasa and closes door, ending the argument* 

End of scene