Eren: WHY ARE Y'ALL JOINING THE SCOUTS AFTER I YELLED AT YOU 

Thomas: CAUSE IF WE JOINED WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD SHUT UP

Eren: WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT

Connie: CAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT YOUR THINKING HALF THE  FUCKING TIME

Sasha: Oh look at that the colossal titan is here. and oh look now there is a hole in the wall 

Eren: I'll go after the titan

Everyone: Yea whatever, try not to die

Eren: Hey, it's been a while

Colossal: I have literally never met you in my life

Eren: HE HAS INTELLEGENCE

Colossal: And now i'm out

Eren: HE GOT AWAY

Everyone: WELL NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK NOW LETS CUT UP TITANS

Mikasa: Eren don't die

Eren: Now why would I do that

Eren: *dies from Santa Clause titan*

Everyone but Armin that was in squad: *dies*

Armin: HOLY SHIT

End of script