Mikasa: I'm better than all of you

Jean: I think that's the most decent line she has said in this series

Mikasa: You lot cannot compare, I will avenge my fiance

Jean: Is she talking about Eren?

Armin: Probably

Connie: That's fucked up

Armin: No shit Connie

Mikasa: You cunts are to fucking scared to even try and get more gas so move it cause i'm gonna go

Connie: But there are titans everywhere

Mikasa: Well you know what

Jean: What

Mikasa: I'm gonna do it anyway

Jean: Oh my God

Armin: Eren is a terrible influence

Connie: No kidding

Jean: She is basically acting like him

Mikasa: Here I go

Mikasa: *goes titan slaying and uses lots of gas*

Mikasa: *runs out of gas*

Mikasa: *falls*

Titan: *walks over to where Mikasa fell to eat her*

Mikasa: Fuck my life

Mikasa: *remembers Eren*

Memory Eren: IF YOU GIVE UP THEN I'LL NEVER FUCKING CONSIDER DATING YOU MIKASA

Mikasa: SORRY EREN I'LL NEVER GIVE UP AGAIN

Mikasa: *sees pomegranate*

Mikasa: I'm so sorry Eren

Mikasa: *screams*

Hot Titan: *punches random titan*

Hot Titan: *screams*

End of script