Hey diary, it's me again. I gave John an earful for that stunt he pulled last night. He says he didn't do it. I'm sure he was just too blitzed to remember. He claims he was with a "bangin' babe" after the bar. This is going to be a short entry...hang on here goes the damned phone again.

I'm back. It must have been a prank caller. They just breathed deeply into the phone, it almost sounded like they were having sex but I didn't hear another deep breather in the background. Anyways, I told you October is a weird month for me. Well, I'm off to bed. Hopefully I'll get some sleep tonight.