“-Today is the day, I´m prepared for everything, all those days of training and studying, are going to be reflected now. Today I´m going… I´m going to steal a pizza-”.

Ok, lets introduce our principal character; he's a very stupid man, he thinks he's the best robber of the world (obviously he's not), and he steals stupid things in the most difficult ways. We can say that he is kind handsome, is 19 years old, has blond short hair, yellow eyes, is 1.75 meters tall and his name is Mart.

Mart is located in front of a pizzeria. The pizzeria has a big window, from the outside he can´t see anything of the inside.

Mart plans to steal a pizza. For this, he has 3 tools: a hammer, a blanket, and lot of determination. He takes some time making a plan, finally he makes one.

“- I need to break in the pizzeria and take with me all the pizza that is there, for this, I´m going to break the window with the hammer and put the blanket on the glass spikes that remained on their original position to avoid hurting me. The name of this plan is: GLASSIZZA! -”

With this plan, Mart stands in front of the window with the hammer, takes a deep breath and with a movement of his arm the hammer hits the window. He hears it cracking and sees how it comes off the wall. After the broken pieces of the window touched the floor he immediately puts the blanket on the glass spikes that were left in the wall. With a smile on his face and his eyes closed, Mart steps inside the pizzeria, he had completed the difficult part of the plan, now he only had to steal all the pizza, but when he opens his eyes a bunch of people inside the pizzeria had their eyes on him, Its day time! Mart thought it was night time and the pizzeria was closed, but he was so focused in stealing the pizzeria that didn't notice if it was day or night.

Mart decides to continue using the improvisation, he takes sit and call a waiter, his plan is to order 3 extra large pizzas and when he had received all the pizzas, he will run and scape without paying the pizzas.

No waiter has taken his order, Mart keeps waiting, but suddenly the police breaks in, and Mart smiles.

“-The police is Finally here! This restaurant is not attending me, I…”

“-Shut up!- said a police man -you are under arrest now-”

Mart was captured, now he is at the police station momentarily locked in a jail, while the police officers check his papers.