What to do if a person tries to teach you the ways of love

1.) Run

2.) Accept it

3.) Say "Beep  this Beep i'm out. *stick up middle finger after*

4.) say " Not today Satan" then run

5.) say " I don't believe  in love"

What to do when a friend slaps you

1.) scream "Abuse"

2.) Slap 'em back

What to do if someone hits on you

1.) Roll your eye's

2.) say "i'm not interested"

4.) *If you like them* flirt back

5.) act a fool so they lose interest 

6.)RUN!!!

What to do if your hungry 

EAT OBVIOUSLY ! ! !

Now go get a job or go to your cabinet and get yourself some food ! ! ! !