There are some days I really regret walking into that apartment…

“What in the world are you doing…?” I sighed a hand immediately finding its way to my face as my bag fell to the floor with a soft thunk, “How do you even plan on getting the deposit back on this place?”

“It’s fine~!” Robin chimed in with a smile as he flashed me a thumbs up, “Besides, it’ll be well worth it!” He gave a contented nod, “My Halloween costume’s going to be awesome!”

“What part of this is awesome…?” The red-haired boy had a clutter of disposable plates lying around along with a hot glue gun, “You’re getting glue everywhere and how haven’t you burned yourself?!?”

“But… But… I want to be a lobster.” He mumbled looking down at his masterpiece. A lobster costume in red made entirely from glue and plastic plates and silverware, “Don’t you want me to be a lobster too…?”

My eyebrow twitched as I gave another sigh, “You’re a great lobster, Robin.” I said seriously as I put a hand on the boy’s shoulder, “I’ve never seen a better lobster, but what about me?” What the hell am I saying…? This is completely ridiculous, “I want to be lobster too!” Oh, dear Jeremy why can’t I act like a normal human being for five bloody seconds… I took the plates and glue from him.

“You’re also going to be the best lobster too… Let’s be the best lobster together.!”

. . .

“Wow…” I bolted up in bed with a sweat, “I really should stop watching hot glue gun hack videos before bed.