This is my first episode in this series, and I can use all of the support I can get! I don't mind you using these comebacks, jokes, or memes, because sometimes I don't come up with them, but I give full credit to the owner!~
1. When somebody calls you short, you say: "Sorry, I cant hear you from down here."
2. "I was hoping for a battle of wits, but it seems you have come unarmed."
3. "I'm not short, I'm fun sized."
4. "I know you are, but what am I?"
5. "Brains aren't everything, in your case, they're nothing."
6. "I can explain it to you, but I cant understand it for you."
7. "Behind every fat person, there is a beautiful person. No seriously, you're in the way,move."
8. "Id slap you, but that would be animal abuse."
9. "Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there."
10. "I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you."
11. "You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
12. "I'm jealous of people that don't know you!"
13. "If ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence."
14. "Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people."
15. "You are like the first slice of bread, everyone touches you but nobody wants you.
16. "My teeth are brighter than your future."
17. "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you." P.S THIS ONE WAS A LITTLE HARSH
18. "You bring everyone a lot of joy when you leave the room."
19. "You must've been born on a highway, that is where most accidents are born."
20. "You don't know me,you just wish you did."
21. "You're so stupid, you tripped over a cordless phone."
22. "You shouldn't play hide or seek, nobody would look for you."
23. "I need you... I want you... To get out of my face."
24. "You're so big the only letters of the alphabet is KFC."
25. "I'm not here right now, so cry me a river, build a bridge, and GET OVER IT."
Thank you for reading, Tell me if you want more!!
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