Once I was walking along the road

When I saw a wheel of Cheese.

A thick wheel of Munster,

That seemed like a delicacy.

So I wheeled it off

Off the lawn it sat upon

And took it into my home.

I prepared to give it to my friend

Who's house had the smell of pork;

But alas the wheel of cheese is gone!

And now in my mind it's a fork.