30 minutes earlier
With his afro jiggling from the wind's of Junker Town Beer Beard stood tall on a pile of rubble right in front of Jiggles's shack.
Beer Beard and a pair of tight green jeans, while also wearing some sort of orange tank top. He had 5 rings on his figher 3 on the left hand, 2 on the right. It was like he was some 90s Rockstar.
"Hehe, I GOT YOU NOW BOTTLE!"
"Boss get down! We are supposed to surprise attack him not scream at the top of our lungs."
"Boss are you sure he's even there?"
Beside Beer Beard were his two henchmen Frank and Mike they both have graduated from the shinobi academy and were certified ninjas. Spending years of their time on an isolated island during the war, they have spent their time mastering their ninja way.
Little did they know that they would work under Beer Beard.
Beer Beard carried a gatling gun has his primary weapon. With 8 barrels that would spin in super high speed it could shoot up to 5,000 rounds per minute. The theory behind this was to overwhelm the bulletproof super humans with tremendous amount of fire power. For the most part it worked.
For his secondary weapon he had a heavy flamer, the flames after a while would turn blue and would be enough to melt steel with easy. Even biologically enhanced opponents would have a tough time enduring such heat as it would melt even their bones.
Beer Beard took out his gatling gun as he watched the shack. "Al'right you two get ready."
"Pist.. Boss..."
"Umm.. I think the junkers heard your comment earlier."
Behind them was a hoard of mutilated humans. Some brandished makeshift weapons such as clubs, maces, and swords. With rags and crippled body some might think that it was a miracle that they were able to move.
Of course some of them would have cybernetic arms and limbs, however they were of an old model and lacked proper maintenance. While others simply replaced their legs with wooden stumps or attach a blade to their handless arms.
They would creak and stumble as they move, almost like zombies. However as they clashed their rods against other metal objects they started to sing.
[Clank] [Clank]
We march from the dead, and come for the living!
We are the junkers of junker town!
[Clank] [Clank]
BREAK'N CRUSH! Until you plead
[Clank] [Clank]
We will reap your FLESH!
And peel it FRESH!
We are the junkers of junker town!
[Clank] [Clank]
[REEEEEeeeeee] Beer Beards gatling gun started to spin and pointed was towards the junkers.
"YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME ON? COME AT ME!"
Beer Beard and the ninjas quickly took a defensive position on top of the small pile of rubble.
Frank unsheathed his katana and held it with both his hands. (Waaaaaa were are going to die!)
While Mike took out his shurikens. (I need better people to hang out with...)
One of the junkers who was in the front raised his metal club and screamed.
"WAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!"
And then suddenly all of the junkers started to sprint as fast as they could while screaming at the top of their lungs. Like savages they leaped and trampled one another.
However their target wasn't Beer Beard, rather it was the Jiggles's shack. They've caught wind of General Bottle's presence there and they weren't going to miss this opportunity.
The ninjas sighed in relief, however Beer Beard was not.
"AWE HELL NO! HEY YOU FREAKS IF ANYONE IS GOING TO KILL GENERAL BOTTLE THEN ITS ME!"
[ZEEEEEZZEZEZEEEEZEEZEZEZEZEZEZEZEzezezezeze]
A deafening thunderous roar could be heard from the gatling gun. It mowed down many of the Junkers like a chainsaw, it reaped them in half, decapitating them limb from limb.
The Junkers decided to change their target to Beer Beard. Many more Junkers popped out of the rubble and rushed toward Beer Beard. The ninjas were now in combat acting as the vanguard to Beer Beard.
[ZEEEZEZEEEZEZZEEEZEEEEEEeeeeeee] [Clink] [Clink] [Clink] [Clink] [Clink] [Clink] [Clink] [Clink] [Clink] [Clink] [Clink] [Clink] [Clink] [Clink] [Clink] [Clink]
"EAT LEAD MOTHER FUCKER!!!!"
Hundreds of shells dropped to the ground like rain, however it was not enough. They were surrounded and soon some of the junkers were in melee distance from Beer Beard.
Beer Beard threw his gatling gun at them crushing several of them as it rolled down the hill and then reached into his afro with both his hands. He pulled out 2 hand grenades and pulled the pin with his mouth and chucked it at the bottom of the hill.
[BOOM!] [BOOM!]
Body parts flew spilling whatever blood they had.
Frank who noticed one of the junker rushing for the shack called out to Beer Beard. "BOSS LOOK!"
Beer Beard who saw jumped down and landed on the face of a junker crushing it. He sprinted as fast as he could.
"BOOM BABY! WOAH! "
He successfully tackled the junker and crushed him. The other junkers were still in hot pursuit and followed Beer Beard. Beer Beard pulled out his heavy flamer from his afro and took a deep breath. And like a dragon flame rushed out of the heavy flamer engulfing the entire area in hell fire.
Many of the junkers burnt to a crisp, while others tried to jump over the fire, but failed spectacularly.
The junkers seeing as they were no match for these 3, decided to retreated with what little numbers they had left. Beer Beard seeing this raised his fist in the air in a sign of victory.
Mike and Frank were able to fend off the junkers and witnessed Beer Beard's heroic pose.
"WOAH! BABY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!"
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH ME, BEER BEARD!"
"Haha! Did you see that?" Frank waved back at Beer Beard in excitement.
"... Why the pose..." Mike looked away in order to avoid looking at Beer Beard.
Beer Beard feeling satisfied was about to turn around. However just before he did, he heard an oddly familiar sound.
[Click] The sound of the hammer clocking back... The sound of a revolver.
[Gulp] Beer Beard swallowed his saliva, in the realization that he's been pinned. He felt the press of the barrel of the gun against his back.
Beer Beard knew that he would need to fight General Bottle, however he never thought he would already lose the fight like this.
Suddenly a young girl's voice could be heard. "BANG!"
Beer Beard replied back in a confused manner, "Bang?"
[Click!] Suddenly the hammer of the gun struck the anvil in a loud clear ring. Beer Beard closed his eyes tight and was prepared to be shot, however nothing came of it.
Beer Beard then slowly turned around and saw a little girl holding a crooked gun. The gun had a slight bent on the barrel, however at point blank range it would be hard to miss.
"HAHAH! Sorry lil..."
[BOOOoooOOOoooM!] A sudden pressure of wind rushed out the revolver with such force to snap the revolver, bending even more, and knocked it out of Gesus's hand.
The power was so powerful that Beer Beard flung across the entire area and crashed into a pile of junk knocking him unconscious.
"Wagh!..."
Gesus realizing that she would be in trouble if caught, took the gun from the ground and rushed back inside into the shack and locked the door. [Click!]
Frank ran to Beer Beard, "BOSS!"
Mike jogged towards Beer Beard and in a sarcastic tone said, "uuuuh noooo~"
They retrieved Beer Beard and carried him away.
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