I say to my beautiful love, "donkey..... i think... i love you.." and he said to me...
"bOI YOU BETTER GET YER CUTE LITTLE ASS OVER HERE AND GIVE ME A SMOOCH WHILE YER AT IT" and i said.... "alright uwu" and we had the most liquidy kiss and i see peppa casually being yeetus deletused by shrek "YOU FUCKING HOE I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME YOU BITCH" she takes a glass of her finest wine and splashes it down her disgusting face like the pig she is.