So me, Dawn, Rosie, and Midnight were shopping until we ran into the devil's long lost daughter, aka...
Sunshine.
Looking boujee as usual, she took her Gucci glasses off of her face to make sure that me and my friends were actually standing in front of her.
"NO, WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING HERE?!" She kind of yelled.
"We're looking for food." Rosie said sarcastically.
"Sorry, but there's no food here. Unless you wanna eat the clothes! And if you do eat clothes, then I can give you all a pass. 'Cause ya know, ya'll are more blind then a sleepy bat!" Sunshine rudely said.
"And that's coming from someone who has the IQ of chalk, and the beauty of a dead hippo." I said.
"Whatever, you all are WAY to ugly to be SHOPPING." Sunshine said.
"Sunshine, we can buy your "beauty" from the Dollar Tree. Mostly because all that Botox you use is cheap and it doesn't provide ANY beauty! We might not be attractive, but at least we have hope, because we have an attractive personality! So BACK OFF!" I said.
"And we don't care about what people think of us! So get YOU and your UGLY personality OUT OF HERE!" Dawn said.
"Be gone thot", Midnight whispered.
Sunshine glared at us.
"Go away!" Dawn said.
"I'm a man of god!" Rosie said.
"HAAA" I said.
"Alright, imma go to the Louis Vuitton section. You know, the section that you can only dream to afford? Yeah that. And while your at it, purchase some makeup, if you can afford it. If you can't, stay lookin' like a fat rhinoceros!" Sunshine said. Then she cackled and ran away.
Midnight balled her fists and probably contemplated whacking Sunshine with a bat. Hey, she plays softball!!!!
After all of that, we TRIED to continue shopping in peace.
I found these jeans and short-sleeved cropped hoodie that I liked.
I LOVED them ALL!
I tried more shirts/jeans, and my tiny, skinny self SLAYED!
Sunshine who?
Lol.
Midnight saw some LBGTQ shirts, and her adorable bisexual self rushed over to the the shirts.
Rosie rushed to some Pusheen toys, and me and Dawn rushed to grab some. Midnight did too when she saw them.
Then we left the mall, then I saw Sunshine, hopping in a limo with a chauffeur.
She waved us goodbye, and we rolled our eyes at her.
Then we went to Taco Bell to get some tacos. Yum!
Then we went to Midnight and Rosie's house.
"I still can't believe we're doing all of this while being suspended!" Dawn said.
"Me neither." Midnight said.
That's when my mom texted me...
Mom: Where are u
Me: at my friends' home
Mom: Okay well u need to let me know next time
Me: Ok
Mom: Are u staying there?
Me: No
Mom: Good cause I don't want u to
Mom: Love u
Me: luv u too 😘
----convo ended-----
~Around 20 minutes later~
"Alright guys, I'm gonna leave now." I said
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Dawn said.
"Okay, bye Rainy!" Rosie said
"Goodbye Rain!" Midnight said.
I waved goodbye and texted my mom to pick me up.
My friends are the best.
If I lost them, it would feel like the world ENDED!
But I got home, showered, went to my bed, I was kinda tired.
I'm glad I was in my comfy bed.
Goodbye peeps!
:)
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