X No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

X Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

X Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

X You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

X Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

X Comedy is acting out optimism.

X Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

X I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

X Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

X Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.