X No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
X Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
X Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
X You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
X Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
X Comedy is acting out optimism.
X Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
X I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
X Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
X Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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