“Carson, can you be the princess of my castle, in other words be my boyfriend Carson.” “WHAT!” “Yes, I know its a lot to take in after a handsome and young guy just asked you out but please give me an answer soon my darling.” “How can you be saying such things as we have just met Luke?” “You’re calling me darling and we have not even been formally introduced yet.” “Well it’s not that hard to understand honey-pie I think your pretty cute and you clearly think that i’m hot so why not date and then we get to know each other more as we go along.” “I also think you would be pretty good in bed Carson, but DEFINITELY a bottom.” When Luke said that it was like an arrow just pierced through Carson’s chest.“Lu-Luke I could TOTALLY be a top, and I am DEFINITELY not a virgin.” “I have had sex with like 18 guys.” “Oh really, well then that would be great so that you could make the first move and also show me how to make you feel good because I am a virgin.” “YOUR A VIRGIN?! ?!”