1. The town they live in doesn't really exist.

2. Mary Sue is just a brain in a jar.

3. Mary Sue wasn't born but created in a lab.

4. Mary Sue is actually a zombie.

5. It turns out they are all flamingos.

6. Prettiboy ;) faked his own disappearance.

7. Mary Sue and Prettiboy ;) are both manifestations of Marri Suue's subconscious.

8. The goodies and the baddies all actually want the same outcome and have to work together in the end.

9. Mary Sue was adopted and didn't know.

10. Prettiboy ;) is really a vampire.

11. Earth has been destroyed and they're all living in a virtual reality.

12. Prettiboy ;) is actually Marri Suue's brother.

13. The entire story is a figment of Marri Suue's imagination. She lives in a dream world because his real life is very hard.

14. Mary Sue has secret powers resulting from experimentation.

15. Marri Suue has been possessed the whole time.

16. The whole thing is actually an origin story for a well-known franchise.

17. Marri Suue used to be a celebrity but didn't realise as she has been suffering from amnesia.

18. Marri Suue was bitten by a vampire much earlier in the story but signs were delayed.

19. The whole plot is a nursery rhyme, rather than reality.

20. Prettiboy ;)'s dream was not a premonition and meant nothing.