I’m Emma. This is my story.

So it all started where more and more stories are starting these days: online.

Picture this scene! Little lonely Emma, Young (ish) and looking for love. Blonde, Chunky and a weird quirky kind.

She has had multiple brushes with sex obsessed catfish, from the usual ‘sit on my face’ message to a very... creative? Yeah, a creative... person who loves strawberries because, and I quote, they 'fit nicely in her bum’. Safe to say that conversation ended about as soon as I'd finished the strawberry I had been eating at that point. In fact, my whole house became a strawberry free zone- can't be too careful... what if one had been up that girls butt first? 

Scary people out there... Very Scary...

 oh! and also, I get that some people won’t believe that, but I have 12 screenshots to prove them wrong. I have an entire photo album titled 'shit I got messaged on dating sites.' Anyone who has been on a site and says they haven't had at least one weirdo is totally lying. 

Anyway, back to our main couple. 

Enter the scene KPoptart11! My knight in shining armour. She didn't message first, Emma did, something about roller coasters?

Much to Emma’s surprise KPoptart11 did NOT say she liked roller coasters up her butt or wanted to have sex on them- a major surprise for anyone on a dating site- and a friendship formed.

KPoptart was Katrina. a pretty, tiny girl with 3 pictures expressing love for dogs, beer and Lego. She fitted all the parameters Emma looked for in a possible mate to a T and had yet to say anything about her tits, clit, ass or otherwise! 

THEN Katrina said she was deleting the dating app, too many jerks she said. Emma, of course, got in there to ask for her number! The two text and chatted over Facebook for a month or so...

The rest? The rest is history.

Emma and Katrina met up on Friday the 19th of July for their first date in a little gay bar. And THAT is the next story I want to tell...