"Wait, Mrs. Plain!"

"What now shaine?"

"Aren't we hetero sapiens?"
"What do you mean? We are HOMOsapiens, not heterosapiens."

"But that's gay! And I'm like a total chad."

"That's not true shaine! You were chasing Joey around in the locker room!"

"AND WHAT'S THE ISSUE WITH THAT?"

"YOU WERE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR SHAINE! THAT'S GAY"

"I WAS TRYING TO KISS MY HOMIE GOODNIGHT, HENRY."