Dear super duper evil diary,

Today I did something sooooo evil, that even my mother would disapprove. I did River’s homework! I noticed that they were sleeping in class and I was very bored and wanted to do something super evil.

River will be plagued with the uncertainty on how their homework got done and be so paranoid and confused. At least the homework doesn’t have to handed in but if they get picked on in class again then they’ll be forced to use it! They will have to live with the fact that they either losing their memories or they are being haunted… by ghosts. Ghosts doing their homework. Utterly bone chilling.

Honestly the thought of ghosts spooks me! I can feel them sucking away at my life force the moment I am writing this.

Or maybe that’s because I wrote two times the amount of homework.

Ghosts sound cooler so I’ll go with that.

Signed,

I’m too tired and lazy to think of something smart lord,

Binx.