Dear diary of the evilest clan,

I have discovered recently that there is tradition in my family that if you eat noodles on Chinese New Year, you will have a long life. I made sure to sneak some noodles to school and share with River in order to make sure they have a long life. This plan is simply brilliant as a longer life means more opportunity to suffer! They ate the noodles happily, oblivious to the harm I just caused them! They only remarked that my cooking was delicious and that they would like to try more sometime. They recognize that my baking and cooking skills are a force to reckon with and I am very pleased.

But I do have to hand it to myself with the noodles. It was brilliant. I am truly evil and I just keep outdoing myself. Who knows what will come next?

In fact, if evil was karate, I would be a black belt.

Well, that is all for today.

Signed,

Black belt of evil,

Binx.