Dear evil diary the second,

You are my second diary because in the middle of my evil scheming the first one got doodled all over by my baby sister. I have a sneaking suspicion that my younger sibling is planning to become a hero to oppose me. What a tragic tale of sibling rivalry. For now, I will try to indoctrinate her with the evilest form of entertainment to avoid future conflict. That form of evil is: Dora.

Dora is a condescending bitch and knows it. Surely my sister will absorb all of this evil information and become my evil minion. She will be the Boots to my Dora.

Speaking of minions, I recently received a minion today. This boy approached me and asked if I was in a relationship with River. Of course, I replied with an enthusiastic –yet evil– yes. I expanded and have stated that they were in fact my nemesis. The boy was amused then proceeded to introduce himself as Lucas. He offered to be my minion by giving me as many details as possible about River and I gladly accepted.

This is the start of something beautifully evil.

Signed,

Most evil minion leader of the century,

Binx.