Dear evil consultant diary,

River asked me the earlier in the day what sort of people I would be willing to date. It seems my nemesis is desperately trying to find more information about me to plan my downfall. Well, I am no fool. I described that my ideal partner would be nice, sweet, caring, and fun to talk with. They proceeded to ask if they were fun to talk with and I replied with a yes to keep up the act. It truly was a tug of war between good and evil. They had been plotting and scheming all day today to make sure that my downfall is inevitable, but I refuse to back down.

This morning, River texted me good morning. This personally offended me because I am evil, not good. To say good morning only means the confidence that I will not prevail! How dare they undermine my evil efforts!

The earlier today during lunch, they sat next to me. They proceeded to fight me in the battle of food as they insisted that my cookie was not enough for a meal. They proceeded to question if I ate like this regularly and I evaded their questions. I ended up accepting half of their sandwich since they said they wanted to repay me for the cupcakes I give them. How dare they pity me!

What other things shall they do to permanently defeat me? Only time will tell.

Signed,

Furious evil mastermind,

Binx.