Dear [add clever and super awesome title] diary,
I decided that I wanted to take a step further with my evilness. River’s disappearance the other day made me realize that a villain is not solely reliant on their nemesis to be a villain. No, no, no. A villain is not only a villain but a thief! A mastermind! A criminal!
I have devised an evil plan. A plan so evil, that I may do it again and again. Free pizza day is by far the best day according to many students and therefore the pizza is of high value to many. Due to the high value of this fast food item, I have made it the focus of my devious act! Tomorrow I will perform a heist! Instead of taking one pizza, I'll take two. Free pizza day is only a monthly occurrence and due to my brilliance, it means that one person will suffer because they will not have a pizza! It is a finite supply! No one in this school could possibly ever match my evilness.
Wish me luck. Ha! I jest! This plan is so perfect that I don’t need luck.
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