I was just your normal school boy. Just like millions others normal school boys... My life was simple and consisted from visiting lessons in school at morning and reading comics about a superheroes after the lunch.
But one day I... met a dinosaur superhero?!!
Oh gosh, everything turned upside down after that day! I will never forget it!
That day, I was returning from a school after the lessons with a comics book, and met a naughty bullies. They took my comics book away and started to mock at me. "Take it if you can!" - laughed they and started to throw my book to each other, like a hot potato, without giving me a chance to take it away. And, at the end, the strongest and tallest bully lifted the book high above his head and tore up it! I started to cry... seeing this, they laughed even more and started to beat me with the words: "Let's see if your superhero will come here and protect you!!! Ahahahahaha!"
And in this very moment...
...a little dinosaur jumped out from the bushes and roared! And bullies pissed in their pants and run away with loud screams!
I was scared, too, but my body was numb and my legs were too unsteady to run away...
A dinosaur came closer to me and asked me with a man's voice:
- Are you ok?
I was speechless.
- Do you need a doctor? - asked dinosaur again, worrying.
- N-n-n-no, thank you. - Said I. - I'm fine.
- That's good to hear! - said dinosaur.
- But who are you? - asked I, slowly recovering from the shock.
- I'm a dinosaur superhero shapeshifter! - told a dinosaur proudly. - I protect normal school boys from the bullies! Usually I don't show anyone my human appearance, but you look like a lovely boy for me, so I'll show you it.
After saying this, a dinosaur went into bushes again and returned with two laptops. One laptop was contemporary and cool, while another one was very cumbersome, old and worn off.
Dinosaur opened contemporary high-tech notebook and started to load Windows 10. When it loaded entirely, Dinosaur opened chrome, steam and other contemporary fashionable applications, and during this, he started to turn into a handsome human!
- Aaaaah! - said I, blushing. - You are so handsome when you are a man!
- What? - asked a guy, sulking. - Are you trying to say, that I'm less handsome as a dinosaur?!
- No, not at all! - Answered I. I just... um... - I blushed even more, - can you, please, put a clothes on you? (he was naked, because he didn't had a clothes as a dinosaur)
I took off my coat and gave it to guy.
- Awww, you're so caring! - said the guy, while dressing up. Then he added kindly:
- Fine. I'm wearing the coat now, so you don't need to be shy and turn away anymore!
I turned to him... and nose bleeded!
Because he still didn't had any clothes on the lower part of his body!
- Please, take my jeans, too... - said I. (good thing I had a pants under them).
When he finally dressed up entirely, I started to ask him, how is he turning into a dinosaur and then into a human again.
- Oh, it simple! - answered a weird guy and laughed.
He took an old big laptop, turned it on and launched MS DOS. Then he launched Norton Commander and opened a game "Alley cat" (dated by 1984 year) from it. And... while he was doing it, he slowly turned into a small dinosaur!
- Wow! - said I, without knowing what else to say.
After it, he launched a new applications at the new laptop, and turned into a guy again.
- How are you doing it? - asked I.
- Actually, it's all that old magic laptop. I touch it old worn off buttons, launch old operation systems and applications on it, and trying to feel their pre historic atmosphere... I imagine, that I'm traveling into 2010s... 2000s... 1990s... 1980... my mindset is changing. And my body is changing as well! Eventually, both my mind and body become pre historic!
- Ah! So you turn into a dinosaur, because you have that dinosaur computer! - realized I!
- Basically saying, yes! - answered a guy and laughed again. - And then I use contemporary computer and my mind and body are returning from pre history times to nowadays!
And at this very moment, I noticed that when he turned into a dinosaur again,my clothes slipped away from his body, so he became naked again... and I lost my feelings by too strong nose bleeding.
I came to my senses in my room. "Was it just a reality or a dream?" - asked I myself.
I still don't know for sure.
Bullies don't bully me since then, so I don't need a protection anymore. However, I miss that funny and handsome guy...
So, sometimes I return to that very place, where I met him, take an old laptop, sit at the grass, turn it on and imagine that I'm plunging into a pre historical times... I didn't manage to turn into dinosaur this way yet, but I think that it's probably because I'm not skilled enough and need to try harder and practice more. So, I want to believe, that one day I'll succeed and learn the art of becoming the dinosaur, too. And I also believe, that at that very moment my god-like savior will feel it and will come to me again!
THE END.
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