A= Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Very cuddly and Blushy, he can't help but blush because he can't help but think about everything you just did together

B= Body Part (their favourite body part of their partners)

He loves your thighs, He adores them he loves running his hand around them, he loves kissing them, and he especially loves burring his head between them...

C= Cum (anything to do with cum basically... I'm a disgusting person)

He loves to cum on your stomach ever since he pulled out and came on your stomach by accident and you simply picked a little up with your finger and slowly and surely licked it all up and now he can't stop

D= Dirty Secret (pretty self-explanatory)

He wants to take you under his old boat so badly, get you naked in the sand and make the whole town come out complaining they can hear you

E= Experience (how experienced are they?)

No experience at all but you'd never guess so, must have come from years of living on the beach so long and undoubtedly watching people having sex in the sand

F= Favorite Position

He loves you riding him he goes crazy for it. if you ever ask him what position he wants instantly- 'You on top!'

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

Very giggly

H = Hair (gow well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

The carpet matches the drapes and he likes petting himself before he gets completely hard

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Always romantic after, as soon as he's done and he gets his breath back he tells you he loves you very much

J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

He used to do it every night under his little boat and its little fishnet cover and he even used to do it in your bed if you ever snuck out for a while leaving him in your house alone, he doesn't much anymore now he has you to make him feel better

K= Kink (one of more of their kinks)

Lampwick likes getting handcuffed, to the bed, handcuffing both his hands behind his back, across his chest, even handcuffing his ankles together. However you do it, it makes him hard as a rock and desperate for your touch. especially as you can just steal them from your work stuff

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

Your bed, he loves making the springs creak

M = Motivation (what turns them on/gets them going)

You being in charge and dominating him when you bring your bossy work lady home to him

N = NO (something they wouldn't do/turn offs)

He wouldn't want to dominate of you

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves to give, he would give you oral for hours if you let him, he loves to give you a cuddle and a kiss after a long hard day at work and Burry his head between your legs till you feel better, and he is amazing at it 12/10 skill level

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

Often slow and sweet taking care of you making sure you have three of each of his.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

he loves a little quickie while you're not on shift, and he'll do it as much as he can without getting in trouble

R = Risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc)

he's not much of an experimenter he just wants to go for hours

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)

He can go for much more rounds then you can and he can last longer then you'd ever imagine

T = Toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No toys, but he is your little toy and lampwick will be sat ready and waiting for you to play when you get home

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he doesn't tease he just wants to make you feel good

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

SO loud! your neighbours have already complained four times about him, and he gets louder once he's restrained

W = Wild Card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

as your job often means your out, he can't help himself from snuggling up and waiting for his pretty police girl to come home, often sneaking out to visit you on your shift and see if you can sneak away to fool around, but no matter what he'll be waiting for you with a hard-on and a warmed up tounge

X = X-Ray (let's see what's going on in those pants, picture or words)

He has a very long cock even if isn't too thick when he gets hard it often pops its head out the top of his pants when he wants attention

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is off the wall! it's insane!

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

as soon as he's done he pretty much collapses