My family is cleft in two

Oh, what am I to do?

I can have two Christmases

And my new Dad is giving kisses

Would it be my fault?

Oh what a wall to vault

Mother and father

Are odd to one another

My dad says he should leave

Or he’ll give him a mighty heave

My mother will not listen

And my new father’s eyes glisten

Would it be my fault?

Oh what a wall to vault

He’s taking me in

Now I cannot swim