In the end, there was a beginning. Then there was nothing. Then, there was a lot of places, and then there was Bob Po. Bob Po said, "Not to get political or anything, but I ain't God."

He ain't God. 

But he is.

Eons into the future, Bob Po arose. He said, "Y'know what? This place needs a planet."

So, with his Bob Po power, he created a planet. He didn't name it, because that's what cringe idiots do. He wasn't a cringe idiot, but he was.

He created a planet, modeled after another one, Earth. He made Earth v2.0, it was better, but also worse. And then he populated it. 

Then the world began.

And the stories did, too.