Robin: I have no idea why he ran away from me..

Noah: You don't know what you did to him? Dang.

Robin: What?? I didn't do anything to him!

Noah: Maybe you scared him away with your charming looks then!

Robin: Gross dude. We live together..

Noah: Oh, talk about being in a fast relationship, oh ho!

Robin: What?! Stop! Nothing is happening between us! We are basically brothers!

Noah: So... It's impossible love the-

Robin: I will kick you. Ugh, you read to many BL and mangas. Plus, you know I'm straight, so why do you keep shipping me with guys?

Noah: Oh come on, you are handsome and you can get shipped with any handsome guy and it would work out.

Robin: Yuck, I'm starting to wonder if you're gay..

Noah: Hmmm, Meh I dunno what my sexuality is but that guy who ran away from you looked pretty cute..

Robin: Uhm, I don't know but I'm pretty sure he isn't gay dude even if you turn out to be gay. Also... I'm pretty sure it couldn't work anyway if you have some weird crush on him...

Noah: Why not??

Robin: That boy... He can't speak...