In the morning it was time for work and we were both not ready for that shit.To fucking tired, when we reached we realized we were the only ones.Everyone looked like hell in our circle. That weekend didnt do shit for us, damn if anything i feel the most tired that i have been in my entire miserable life. Sweet cream i need a pick me up. Jeff was in the middle of the room with announcements.
"Ok people there are going to be some changes, new seats pick them, your names are on the back of chairs so move them where you want to be and that will be your permanent area for the rest of the month so i dont want to hear any bitching. Oh before i forget Akio and Julien, our Ceo is having a really bad situation with his computer so get you asses up there because it is getting worst by the second, so get up there as fast as possible. Akio moved our hairs next to each other grabbed our computers and headed from the basement to the top floor. That was a long ass elevator ride. When we got to the office his personal assistant let us in and we got to work.Shit i have to look at this bastards face. We greeted him asked him to step aside so we could work freely. We plugged in our computers and worked our magic.There was a nasty virus that was gone but it wade a mess, we needed to clean it up before files got lost or destroyed. Things like this were time sensitive. The virus left back what i like to call goop that eats through every thing.
It took half an hour but we got it done.Oddly his office only had one chair, which he was sitting in so we were hunched over most of the time, i could feel his iron gaze on my ass from a mile away. Akio saw it too and gave me a knowing look. Once we were done we briefed him on what we saved and what was destroyed.Apparently he opened an email that gave the virus. When we were about t leave he asked me to stay back for a second. I signaled Akio to wait for me.
"Yes sir how may i help you further."
"Close the door."
I did as asked and stay next to it in mot going any close if i dont have to.
"How may i help you?"
"Dont sir me, where are you living now?"
"That isnt an appropriate question sir."
"Tell me, do as you are told."
"It isnt necessary sir"
"You belong to me remember that come back home."
"I dont belong to you, and that place isnt my home."
"So what you and Akio are a thing now? You just jump from man to man dont you, if you can even call him a man."
"He is more of a man that you will ever be, at least he isnt scared of what others think of him and admits who he is instead of hiding it like you do. And second pay rent and i have my own room,a car is next.Since i am not needed anymore i will be returning now."
I turned around and he grabbed my arm, i almost dropped my computer. He squeezed it and pulled me close to him. i pushed away and opened the door, he let go and i walked out. Fucking bastard.
When we got in the elevator i showed Akio the bruise. He helped me ice it and rub it out before we got back to our department.Damn it i shouldnt have wore sort sleeves today. Akio lent me his sweater so i could cover it up. At lunch i told him everything about my family,James, everything.I ended up crying and he hugged me. At least some one know s me other than James. During lunch we both got a text from Jeff that we need to go back up to Jamses office.Shit this time Akio isnt leaving my side, plus he wouldnt let me get into the elevator without me promising. Why the hell would he want the both of us.When we entered there was now three chairs and a table with food. We were instructed to sit and James would join us soon. When those two heavy doors opened he walked in and took a seat.
"Hello again gentlemen, how has your day been."
I decided it is best to play nice, no need for Akio to get hurt too.
Both "Fine."
"I see you are both well in sync with each other. Jeff tells me that our two best hackers have grown quite close,also about how the entire department ended up taking a mud bath together.I didnt believe him at first but then again it is too funny to be a joke."
Akio seemed pissed, James was getting on my nerves too,i cant believe Jeff i thought we took this to our graves, when i get down there he is going to wish he was dead.
"Excuse me sir but why did you call Julien and i up here?"
"Well i wanted to know if we should be expecting a super hacking baby."
"That is very inappropriate and uncalled for sir."
"How is that Akio"
"We arent a couple despite what our department thinks."
"Ah i see well thats not how Jeff told it. I hear there was some spinning teh bottle in the basement last night."
"Thats true but Jeff left."
"Yes that is true and unfortunate, i wished i was invited."
"Such a pity because it was the first and last time there will be a game such as that."
"Yes such a pity. Julien you seem rather quiet, dont you wish to jump in our fun conversation, or even at least eat something."
"No im fine, you two an continue."
"Why is he so smug,why is h so happy talking to Akio.Something isnt right.What mischief is he up to, what does he have planned.Hmm i wonder, i she trying to piss off Akio and make hi explode. He is pushing it.
"Oh my Akio i just got a text from Jeff he says we need to get back to our department, i guess this lunch will be cut short."
"Is that so Julien i didnt hear your phone make a sound, am i making you uncomfortable?"
"My notifications are silenced, and yes actually i am uncomfortable."
I took Akio by the had and headed for the elevator. I let out a breath of relief and hit the button to go down.Boy im going to give Jeff a piece of my mind. When we got downstairs everyone was pissed and were surrounding Jeff, i guess James wasnt the only person he blabbed to.Turns out a meme was made about us all being gay lovers.Oh for fucks sake. Almost the entire building knew about the bathtub incident but Jeff of course left himself out of it. Akio and i looked at it and it was a picture of all of us in a circle with Jeff cropped out with the words "Gay lovers unite" on the top. This mother fucker is going to get it.If only i could get a hold of the original and undo his muck. Everyone was yelling at him , and they had a right to, no one was going to tell or blackmail him. I guess he is afraid of being thought of gay. But im not going t be the laughing stock.
Whole the mob was around him i grabbed his phone and passed it off to Akio.He did hi thing an we kept Jeff back. He was apologizing and begging us not to edit it so that he was there but Akio did anyways. Haru recorded his begging and sent it to Akio so now there was a quick video.We sent it to all of our co- workers.He instantly got replies.
"Damn it Julien why did you have to do that."
"I dont like to be laughed at and i dont think anyone does you ass, you violated our trust and you wont be getting it back anytime soon."
"Haru: An also i helped so he isnt the only one, Akio did the photo , i did the sound and everyone else held you back. Here is a tip for next time, dont use technology against us we own it."
We gave him back his phone so that he could read the responses he was getting. Later that day when we were home he posted an apology and confession on his instagram.Good because what he did was dick move.I later found out that all teh higher ups had asked everyone to their offices for "Lunch" to basically make fun at them just like James did, that bastard. Ugh as if we werent drained enough, and the long hours afterwards didnt help. Akio and i didnt even eat dinner we just finished up work and went straight to bed. Jesus what a day so stressful and awkward, i would say i want a vaca but the last time that happened it bit me back in the ass. I hate to say it but gays might have to stick together.
While i was in the kitchen i heart tiny claws running around.I looked under the sink into the cupboards and found some big ass rat traps i grabbed a few and was about to lay them out when i herd Akio scream, when i turned around Akio was running towards me and bumped into me.Guess what we both got stuck in the rat traps shit.They were sticky pads too. As if today wasnt bad enough now we are stuck together in a very...um inappropriate position. Sine he bumped into me from the back , he stepped in two of them and got his hands stuck in the two in front of me. To be honest at this point it looked like he was humping me and i couldnt move, all the ones i was holding were stuck to my shirt.
"Um sorry i saw a mouse and freaked the literal hell out. Oh and FYI my sister is coming in two minutes and she is boy love comic crazy."
"Oh shit. Well um i dont think that is enough time to strip and put our hands and feet in warm water. I hate to say it but we will need help."
"Shit."
"Ding Dong"
"YOUR SISTER!!"
Both "Shit"
Akio yelled that it was open and she walked in. Sweet lord she was standing right in front of us laughing her as off.
"Um Aki you didnt tell me you had a boyfriend."
*Whispers
"Jul go along with it or we will never hear the end of this."
"Ok i guess we are pretend boyfriends."
"Well sorry Julien this is my sister Yuki.Um Yuki please could yo help usout here, we are literally stuck."
"Oh sure um what could i do."
"JuJu: Get some warm water from the sink and dab it on our hands and feet because all our limbs are stuck."
"Ok good." She did as i asked and our hand sand feet were free but we still had lots stuck to our clothes and one stuck to his crotch and my ass. I asked Yuki to go to the other room while we both stripped to our brithes.Thank god i wore boxers and briefs. i put a kitchen cloth around my waist and marched to my room with the rest of my dignity i had left. Akio did the same. We soaked our clothes in warm water and tossed them into the wash. After changing we met in his room, and made up a story of how we met and all that mushy gushy shit. We came out and she was sitting on the couch ,she had seemed to help herself to a cup of tea. As Akio walked ahead of me in a black turtle neck and sweat pants. He actually looks pretty cute in it.Oh well time to go fake it, as long as she doesnt ask us if we have fucked before. We sit on the couch and Akio puts one of his arms over my shoulder. His sister is looking at me like a hungry wolf, if i could i would hide behind him.
"Yuki: So why didnt you tell me you had a boyfriend Aki"
"Akio:You are a nosy brat,and a bit perverted."
"Yuki:How mean anyways, who is the bottom is it you Julien, my brother isnt the type."
"JuJu: Sweet Jesus, next subject please."
"Akio: Yuki that is very inappropriate, do i need to have a talk with mom again?"
"Yuki: NOOO!!"
"Akio: Thats what i though"
"Yuki: Ok fine,Julien is my brother a good kisser, i dont think he is, he is so awkward."
No amount of strawberry ice cream an make this girl understand.
"JuJu: Um i guess so."
"Yuki:Wow i was not expecting that."
"Akio: Yuki you are pushing your luck."
"Yuki:Ok chill, so brother is Julien any good in bed because he seems so shy and weird kind of."
"JuJu:Excuse me??!!"
"Akio: And thats the last straw excuse me im calling mom."
"Yuki: wait noo, please i beg you dont call mom i dont want to get another lecture."
"Akio:Too late she wants to talk to you."
All i heard was yelling and pleading from the other room, Akios arm was still across my shoulder and it feels pretty nice and comfortable, i doudt he even noticed. His sister came back pouting and began telling him off. I just sat there playing candy crush on my phone. I mean come on what else is there to do.
"Yuki: Anyways i want to see you two kiss."
Both "No"
"Yuki: Why not?"
" JuJu:Because "
"Akio:we dont want to."
"Yuki: Aw you even finish each others sentence."
"Akio: Cram it."
They went on like that so i decided to make dinner.I made lasagna and they didnt notice until i opened the oven.They were at teh table in seconds with plated and everything.Damn they love food.
We all ate and talked. As we were walking her out Akio was shoved and landed on top of me.Seriously, is she trying to remake a scene from he favorite boy love story. But it worked he fell right on top of me an dour lips connected.I saw a flash and that was her phone, shit. Akio finally broke the kiss and helped me up.I was a little disappointed it was over. No dont think that Julien, he is your friend, you are both pretending for today, nothing is there, you cant fall for everyone who kisses you. he grabbed her phone and deleted the picture s well as taking it from her cloud. It wasnt tasteful either.
*The next day.
Oh for gods sake.I looked out my window to see it pouring and there was a lot of fog. I took a shower and decided to wash my hair with my strawberry goodness,hoping it would cheer me up. I braided it up into a ponytail, pulled on a t-shirt with my red hoodie and black sweatpants.Honestly i was not looking forward to putting in much effort.i grabbed my red beanie and by bag and went out into the living room.
"AKIO ARE YOU DOING!!!"
"What i am cutting my hair?"
"More like hacking it off, here let me help."
I swear he was about to cut his scalp. Luckily i was there before he cut it to the point of no coming back until it grows back. Hm i could be a barber. When we checked the time we were bout to be late.We hopped in hi car and reached work in time. When we walked into the office everyone was looking at us like there was something funny.
"What is with you guys."
"Jeff: Why are you both wearing the exact same thing, even down to the red beanies."
WTF, we looked at each other and he was right, same red hoodie,same black sweatpants except his was adidas mine was nike, and to top it off ,teh exact same red beanie.
"Julien why did you copy me?"
"I didnt, i hadnt seen you until i found you trying to give yourself a haircut, which might i add you shouldnt, nearly gave me a heart attach."
"Oh yeah, i forgot about that , oh well, too late to change."
"Yup so lets go im tired already,just standing here is draining."
We sat at our seats next to each other. All day they wouldnt let up on purposely. They call me Akio and Akio Julien. Akio was going to strangle the next person who called him Julien. Haru just had to do it didnt he , he just had to blow him up.
"Hey Julien oops sorry i meant Akio"
Oh shit here we go. Akio got up really slowly and looked at Haru with a death stare he pulled him close and spoke just loud enough for the three of us to hear.
"Listen Haru unless you want to regret the day you met me,so do me a favor and shut it you annoying tech working machine of a prick or i will make suc a virus that you will never get your motherboard right again."
"O-Ok chill ill back off."
DAMN AKIO you put him in his place finally, fuck yeah. The rest of the day was pretty chill and normal until lunch, why lunch why? We were once again called up to James office.Shit,we were all sitting in his office just staring at each other. You know author you could give me a break.
*The story goes where it goes dude sorry
Well lets see what happens, this is not going to be good for anyone😅
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