Dear sleepless diary,
I had issues sleeping last night. I could not stop thinking about River and I have a suspicion that it was all part of their plan.
Eventually, I looked at my pizza prisoner and decided to strangle it in my arms. By no means was I hugging it! It was my way of showing it that as a supervillain I had no mercy!
While I strangled it, it started to speak!
River had implanted a recorded device in the doll and their voice cheerfully gave well wishes.
They were a mastermind. They intend to get into my head more by saying things like how I was a good friend and I was important to them?!
Curses! Truly they are a hero that has impeccably sharp wits!
Eventually, I fell asleep to the sound of their voice, rendering myself vulnerable to the prisoner.
I have been foiled! They shall pay!