sometimes I even amuse myself I mean whose I bet you were shocked when I said I have great chances with ladies ..well don't be I am a true hottie a dummy sometimes but still hot ...anyway back to my humiliaters (i know the word doesn't exist sigh ..)after she was done laughing she complemented me

your so kind well it was lovely meeting you ..

I knew she was indeed an angel so I waited in the cafe for her to be done with work not because I didn't have any place to stay and I was completely lost and totally scared of the dark (sweating furiously )but because she had filled the missing hole in my soul (hope your buying this ) so I waited ..and admired her as she spread her love and kindness to every customer I was touched

after a few hours it was just her and me

ERM ....are you leaving am locking up

oh I was simply waiting for you

me ..is there a problem

for 15mins we stared at ourselves finally I broke the silence

can I follow you to your place I don't have any were to stay

now if I had known believe me I would have never ...I REPEAT NEVER said those words because that's were all my sufferings really started

it took her 1min to digest the sentence then she looked at me and that's when it happened she lunged at me ..and smacked me with a baking pan she dipped my face in butter and whacked my face with a mini bag of floor ....when she was done and I had technically been bartered she locked her store locked at me aggressive made angry faces at me then cursing me as she went home . I simply sat there right by the side of her shop I was stick and floury and yucky !! ..and homeless

haa... this day could definitely not get any worse ...

yeah I know I shouldn't have said that cause immediately I did it started raining cats and dogs I was glad it rained you know ...then no one would see a full grown man crying by a shop

(thunder ....heavy rain )..

I don't know how long it had rained but the rain had definitely washed away some butter and floor from my body ..I was freezing and my clothes were drenched I felt weak and my eyes were closing then I didn't feel anything ...it was raining but not on me so I looked up and saw someone standing over me with an umbrella it was her my sugar goddess had come back for me the moment seemed romantic like in kdramas then it occurred to me that this is definitely no love drama

you've got 5secs to get up and follow me

she said as I rushed and followed her

from all my experience today I was certain of one very important fact ..this girl ..yeah this beautiful one in front of me is definitely NOT AN ANGEL !!!!!!!!