so here we are inside her house cozy and simple and it wasn't rented its actually her own home

nice place ...I complemented and I got a

you stink from her ...this is were you will sleep this night use this bathroom

I bet you guys think when she said this is were you will sleep she meant one of the two empty rooms ..but no she meant the floor not even the couch and the downstairs bathroom

oh and when your done bathing ...she said while I anticipated ..put you clothes in washing machine and use the camp bed to cover your body I don't want to come out here and see. naked boy ..

wait .....(yeah I told her to wait ) did you just call me boy .....

and to think you wanted to actually say something meaningful goodnight ..and your leaving tomorrow ..

with that she left to sleep turning off the light I simply sobbed ....then my stomach growled ..I then snuck into her kitchen ..and the refrigerator was just as glorious as the cafe ..so I helped myself ..

later I went to take a shower in the guest room ..(I know she's scary and she gave direct orders but ...common I was rained on sleeping on the floor will only make me catch a cold ) when I was done I opened the wardrobe in the room it only her her clothes so I just wrapped my self in the blanket and went to bed .....

funny thing I always doubted dreams ..believed you can manipulate them but some dreams just aren't meant to be dreamt ...while I slept that woman didn't leave me ...

she appeared with a pitch fork it seemed so real but I told myself its my dream am the boss ...(I was sooo wrong ) she smacked me with the pitch fork and yanked my cold exposed ass to hell ...it was hot and I was sweating and screaming and she just stood there laughing ..

then

the door suddenly banged open it felt like I had woken up but it still felt like a dream ..I saw her standing by the door with a long broom she seemed furious

oh ..nooo not you again I said sleepily turning around and backing her making the blanket drop and I was naked infront of her ..but I still felt like it was a dream till those hard strokes whipped my butt that I realized ..DREAMS DO COME TRUEE

She dragged me to the kitchen by my ear yelling at me

look at my kitchen not only did you mess it up you finished my food and you destroyed the washing machine (can't use the stuff ...duhh) you ruined the new sheets with your disgusting body (arrow right in the heart) then to the parlour you left the wraps and her last words

CLEAN THIS PLACE UP BEFORE I HANG YOU ON MY WALL

I stared at her as she banged the door and went to work ..

huh...I told myself .....between me and you ..I AM DEFINITELY LIVING MY DREAM ( a naked full grown man weeping silently )