so maybe I wasn't so nice with my last statement but none of that mattered now because am with 5teeth marks on my arm and face (yep she reached my face alright ) a broken limp and a sore buttocks (a very ashamed young man placing a pack of ice on his butt)

so you see we fought ..well actually she beat the hell out of me but ..I got a strand of her hair !!!😊 (not willing to admit defeat ) anyway am in my room right now and I will never apologize to that animal

10MINS LATER

(Pacing around the room and chewing on his fingers )

"I feel so guilty ....am in her house and insulted her ....I have to apologize like a real gentleman "

(main reason for the sudden change of mind ..he imagined himself dead when he went to bed)

Knock...Knock

"What do you want" ....she said from inside sounding

"ERM ...am really sorry about what I said earlier I think i wasn't being nice"

(suddenly opens the door and comes out leaving poor Yun-jo petrified ) she

slowly walks towards as i walk backward don't be deceived by gender this woman is no softie

"you think you were not being nice ...you think ...haa.. how funny now let's actually analyze the situation huh ..

I saw a lost ,homeless , drenched ,hungry and reckless puppy at my cafes door (somehow I suddenly sprout furry ears paws and a long waging tail ) ...I took this homeless puppy and gave it food water and food to eat ..and what do I get in return ....HUH.

'..(I was pretty sure I had gotten to the end of the hall and now leaned on the wall and she had gotten to me she placed her hand on the wall pinning me at the spot and looking at me

that moment that very crucial moment that my life hung on a thin tread ...MY HEART DARED TO BEAT FASTER .....BETRAYER

"oh my goodness what is happening to me" (someone whose having a fight within himself and his consciousness )

Me good ; look at those eyes aren't they pretty I need to make your heart pump faster

Me evil😈; smack her head with yours this is a perfect revenge moment ....destroy that beautiful face of her ....hehehehee

Me good ☺ ; are you really going to listen to him ...come on !! his the evil one ..and just imagine what she will do you later you could be looking at homelessness ..and NO FOOD

Me; No Food !!!......oh no I'll die without food

Me good😌 ; very good boy now listen to me ....

Me evil 👿; awwn party pooper

"What is he doing ...a question anyone who saw me would ask I had been standing for over 30 and she even left to get some snacks before coming back (well what do you expert I was having a meeting with myself ....sounds even weirder when I say it out)

finally done with his mental issue

"okay fine ....your angry so maybe am feeding off you for free"

"did you just say maybe ....??"

"I meant I am feeding off you (she's scary😨) so why don't i work for you instead ..

am a charming young man who of cause will draw customers attention in your shop and you make extra profits in return ...food and accommodation ...( smiling sheepishly to sell the idea better) "

"not a bad idea you know.. but we have to sign a contract ..you can't leave till your first 3months .."

"sure whatever" .....(maybe I was a little overconfident here)

"sure I will draft the document and tomorrow you will sign ..then let me officially introduce myself ....(stretching out her hand for a handshake ) My name is Bae Soo-zhu your boss!!!

then it occurred to me ...

that this mess just got to a whole new level !