"A...A mushroom..." I was shocked. There was a....a boy. "Kyaaaaaaaaaa!" I covered my eyes and screamed.

"Well, crap." The boy sighed.

"Wha-what did you do with Princess?!"

"I am Princess." I heard Princess's voice.

I uncovered my eyes and saw the same golden locks, but the person had a towel covering only the bottom half of the body.

"You don't have boobs!!" I cried.

"Well, duh. I'm a guy."

"What? Princess is a guy?!"

The boy then sighed. "Well, I suppose we both found out our secrets."

"Does...does my dad know about this?" My dad wouldn't have put me with a guy, right?

"No, he doesn't know."

"I need to tell him then!"

The boy then grabbed my mouth and covered it. "You won't tell him anything. If you do, something terrible may happen to you right now."

Was that a threat?

"Understand?"

I nodded my head, still with his hand over my mouth.

All this was strange.

"Why are you dressing as a girl, anyway?" I decided to ask after he took his hand off of my mouth.

He looked at me and then said, "Because I'm pretty and cute. And also, I'm shorter than the average boy, at the height of a girl, so why not crossdress?"

Was that a good reason?

"I don't understand. I'd rather be a girl than a boy." I answered.

"Well, I enjoy crossdressing, so deal with it." Princess began to walk away.

"Hey, wait!" I grabbed his shoulder.

Sadly, his towel was loose and fell off. That caused me 2 years of my life to be cut off. It then fainted and everything went pitch black.

I still couldn't believe that Princess was a boy.

***

I opened up my eyes slowly. I saw the golden locks in front of me again.

"Are you awake yet?" Princess asked in his girl voice.

"You're a boy..." I groaned.

"Yes, I am. You don't have to keep on repeating that." He scratched his head.

"A boy who likes to crossdress." I cried. "All men are becoming too feminine these days. When will I ever meet a guy who's manly."

Suddenly, there was a knock on the bedroom door. "I'll get it." Princess walked to the door.

"Are you guys alright?" Ren's voice traveled across the room.

"Ren!" I cried out to him.

Ren then barged into the room. "Are you alright, Sora?!"

"I don't want to stay here anymore..." I grumbled.

"Why not?"

"Life sucks..."

"She is fine, mister." Princess smiled. "She just overheated because she was in the shower for too long."

"She needs water?!" Ren became shocked.

"Possibly. Do you mind getting it, Mr. Ren?"

"Leave it to me." Ren left the room.

Princess then grabbed my face and squeezed it. "You dare tell him and I will ruin your life, got it?"

I began to cry even more and nodded my head. He was so scary...

After a while, Ren came back with a bottle of water. Princess and I went to bed shortly after.

"I look so cute!" Princess said as she looked at herself in the mirror the next morning.

"Hey, Princess. I don't feel comfortable calling you Princess. Is it alright if I call you something manlier?"

"Nope. Only between Princess and Ichigo. That's all." Princess twirled around.

"Then I'll just call you Ichigo."

"By the way, we have another recording today. Be sure to kiss me this time, alright?"

"Ha?!"

I didn't want to kiss this pansy! Not in a million years.

"What? You don't want to kiss me?" He gave me sad puppy eyes.

"Of course not. I hate girly guys like you."

"Man, that's mean, you hater!" He pouted.

"Anyway, I'm not going to kiss you. That'd be the last thing I'd want."

That's what I said until the director kept on bugging me.

"Please, Takahashi-sama! We need you to do this! Just one kiss. Just a peck on the lips." The director begged.

I have to kiss him...

"I will try my best." I sighed and gave in.

I walked up to Ichigo as the recording started. After saying the lines, it was time for the kiss.

I cupped his cheeks and began moving in for a kiss. I just wanted to get it over with.

"Cut!" The director yelled.

I turned my head and looked at the director.

"You had so much more feeling yesterday than today, Takahashi-sama. What happened?"

"I..." I began to speak.

"Gah! This happened again." Ichigo pouted. "I want a different guy!"

"A different guy? But we don't have many options, Princess." The director became soft towards Ichigo.

"I don't care. I want a different guy!"

"Then who?"

Ichigo then looked around the room and saw Ren, who was reading a book. Ichigo then grinned.

"Him." He pointed at Ren.