I'm crying. It's dark. I smell the blood that is creeping its way along the stone floor. Is this how I'm going to die? Discarded in the basement like a cheap Nerf gun? I wanted to do so much more with my life. Please not let this be the end.
I close my eyes and start to drift away. A warm feeling spreads across my body. Oh. That's it. I guess I'm going to heaven. Ha. Who am I kidding? At the very least, I'll be able to see Satan himself. Ask him where it all went wrong.
I sigh.
Actually... this warm feeling is nice. Maybe I am going to heaven. Did I do anything heaven-worthy recently? I gave someone an upvote on Reddit. I hope that counts. I bury my head deeper into the warmth.
Wait. I moved my head. I can move. What on earth happened?
I twitch my legs. I start to sit up. Everything starts hurting less. Finally, I open my eyes. Did I seriously just escape death? I'm shouting in glee and doing Fortnite dances. Who cares? I'm alive!
Suddenly my voice trails off.
Because, to my horror, I realise that I am wrapped in a carpet.
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