Dear rumour filled diary,

I think my evil plan backfired!

I was minding about my own evil business when I had overheard two fellow students talking amongst themselves. One of them was initially whispering about other people she found cute. The conversation took a swift turn to River and I and these were her words exactly:

“I think that loser Binx has a crush on River. I heard Binx was blabbing about River nonstop to random people.”

EXCUSE ME?!?!

How dare such a rumour float around the vicinity?! Me??? Having a… a… A CRUSH???

Supervillainy has no place for office romance!

I am appalled!

I am baffled!

I am “shooketh”!

I went to interrogate my minion on the subject and he replied with “Wait, you don’t have a crush on River?”

The audacity!!!

This must have been all part of River’s plan!

Curse them!

I will have vengeance!

Signed,

Embarrassed villain,

Binx.