Dear pitiful diary,

I cannot believe what happened today.

I am humiliated. Defeated!

So let me recount my sorrows to you, diary.

It was a very sunny morning. It was not a day where supervillainy would triumph! I was weakened that day! It was so cheery and happy and… and... good.

It was terrible!

So River decided to text me to wait for them after their extracurricular activities and being the supervillain that I am, I was planning to ambush them with another hug.

I eventually waited for them by the room and I became lost in my inner scheming thoughts. River proceeded to disrupt the scheming as they knew I would later forget my evil plans and proceeded to ask me something that I would have never expected.

“Do you want to go out on a date?”

Diary, did I not just remark that this was not the place for office romance? (Lucas would beg to differ. He had said earlier to me that we were not in office but a school setting BUT STILL).

I had no plan for the situation! I was at a loss of words for the first time! I was immobile and they had me in their clutches!

They proceeded to blush and mumble that I did not have to give an answer immediately before heading home!

Their blush was the final blow! I have been defeated this time. The thoughts of them have been plaguing my mind and I can only assume that it will further plague me for the upcoming weeks.

I must create some kind of comeback swiftly! Though, it is hard to scheme when you can onyl think about a blushing River.

Signed,

Defeated villain,

Binx.