Suppose its time to continue, eh?

Its been a solid four hours I'd say and yet no shoreline... I think I'm beginning to worry just a little bit, turns out that "shoreline" I saw earlier was just a massive rock, or as some may call it, an island, we're trying to reach mainland.

We've gone the wrong direction for 2 days, Pretty sure you can get stoned for this and not the good kind...

So now we either travel for another 2 days or live on this island for the next few years... eh, I'm not a big tropical guy but we do need food from somewhere, as this "little"... child has eaten probably I'd say 3 quarters of the food...

So we'll have to search the island on the way back, maybe they'll have some pineapples or something...

well, we're gonna be here for at least another four, I suppose you'd wanna hear about those times I failed my guarding, don't you? well if you did care, here we go!

I'd say it was 2, maybe 3 years ago, I was... 2 or 3 years younger than I am now and was looking for a job, I wasn't desperate or anything, just would've been nice to get some cash, considering my parents are kinda assholes and wont give me any of their money... acting like they don't own a literal 3 story mansion.

So anyway, the first time I ever failed was when I maybe let the most important prince in the western lands fall into a GODDAMN cooking pot... 

"How?" the average person may ask, " How and why did you allow a child into a steaming pot of water?" and the honest answer is...

I have no idea, I was making eggs, hard-boiled if you wanted to know and just kinda smelt something cooking from this MASSIVE pot they had and was like,

"Wow, something smells great, but I haven't even cracked the eggs yet..." Then it hit me like a kick to the nads from an angry beefed up donkey and at first I was hoping it was just their actual pet donkey.. but than I saw the little eye pop out at the top and went,

"Hmm, today I'll skip breakfast"... Than I may have booked it and may have also not gone by "Jackson Loopen"  anymore...

So in short, I let a child kinda burn to death, at least it smelt nice... 

The other story I'll tell another time, for now I have to get ready, we're about to dock at the island, I'll give you some more details in due time....