#1 Bad Joke
Paul n Pat have been partners for a long time and get along like brothers who fight, though a lot of people try and make a joke how they might as well just get married.
But...
This makes them angry, bc for one, most of the army knows THAT PAULS MARRIED W/ A DAUGHTER. N since Patryk is straight and has been trying to find a girlfriend, this kinda hurts his chances as much as him being socially awkward out side of a military situations.
N overall anyone who tries to make this joke is in SRS danger of getting a black eye.
(This is inspired by the crazy event of crazy fans harassing the guys these CHARACTERS were BASED off of. Bc SRSLY, wft? N please dont mention this in comments, I WILL RANT)
#2 Toddler Tobi
Tobi was an energetic quick learner as a toddler and would often climb out of his crib and even over baby fences.
When this happened, Patryk, Paul, Yuu, A.k. or whom ever had babysitting duty that day would often panic, bc they were screwed if Tord found out they lost his kid.
Tobi would either think that they were playing hide and seek, or he was laser focused on trying to find Tord.
Another thing he would do is climb book shelves, onto tables, hide under things and if he managed to make it down to the kitchen on his own, they would sometimes find him on top of one of the fridges. (Probably trying to get a cookie from one of the jars)
He's also managed to make it all the way down to Bing's lab on his own a few times before someone managed to catch him.
Tobi was a difficult baby.
P.s. he somehow also managed to get out of baby leashes too, n Penny was never any help in these situations either.
#3 Pudgy Kitty
When Ethan was little, he often had a cat near by, bc his dad would sometimes feed stray cats, than get scolded by his mom when a hoard of cats would gather around they're house on the base.
Bc of this Ethan has a huge fondness for cats, more so than his father, to the point he would mimic the cats behavior. (Scratching, hissing, curling up in a ball, napping in the sun, having a fondness for cream. Which is also why he likes vanilla cola)
Soon, Ethan got his own little kitty when Ringo Jr. had her first kitten. Nova.
And he's loved more than other cats ever since.
They're two of a kind.
#4 Cold Hands
Having grown up in Russia before her father got a job offer that moved them to Norway, Annya was use to cold winters, and can handle the cold pretty well. But her hands often feel like icicles.
Because of this, she sometimes would like startling, Tord, Paul and Patryk, by sneaking up behind them and putting her cold hands against they're necks.
Shes gotten Paul to scream a few times too.
Tobi shares this trait with his mom and loves doing the same to his friends.
5# R.C.M.T
As part of the school curriculum within Red Territories, students are REQUIRED to participate in atleast one type of R.C.M.T Drill (Red. Cadet. Military. Training) each trimester to prepare them incase of enemy attack with in the city. It can be during school hours or two hours after school.
These drills very from grade to grade.
Middle school and up:
Hand to Hand Combat
Gun handling and usage
First Aid
Incase of Disaster Pred
Then theres basic school curriculums as well.
Grade schoolers go through different kinds of drills at random times to prepare them encase of emergencies.
The red army wants the youths of their territory to be prepared and ready incase of emergancy.
#6 Baily n Leny
Baily and Leny have good relationships with they're dad's and the Rejects, as well as the Next Gen Gang.
Baily likes helping Bing with his experiments and research for the RED Army, while Leny and Larry enjoy quiet time together.
Baily and Leny don't really leave the lab though, mostly because Baily doesn't see a reason to, and Leny stick by her side so she doesnt do something SRSLY STUPID. (Which is also why Larry sticks with Bing...)
Though every once in awhile ToMaTo rEdd and Torm manage to drag Baily outside of the lab for some much needed fresh air. But she still puts up one hell of a fight and they both end up with scratches and bruises.
7# Mark n Malcolm
After a few years into the war Mark, Eduardo and Laurel joined up w/ Edds rebellion, all of them having hopes to stop Tord, and so Jon's death wouldn't be invain.
But it started to wear down on them mentally, and while Eduardo and Laurel had eachother, Mark found himself alone. So seeking some kind of relief, he found a night partner while at a bar.
Mark didn't have any special feelings for her, and if you asked him in present time who she was or what she looked like, he could honestly say he could only remember she had blong hair and purple eyes.
Still, when she told him that she was pregnant and wanted an abortion, Mark persuaded her into having the child and that he would take care of it himself, and that she didnt have to take any responsibility.
When Malcolm was born, his mother didn't even want to hold him, let alone waist any time in cutting ties with Mark the moment she was healthy enough to leave the hospital.
Mark was fine with that though, considering they're relationship, he found it better that way.
But still, he couldnt remember ever being happier then the moment he held Malcolm for the first time.
#8 Hot n Cold
Tobi gets CRANKY as fricc when it gets too hot. Hes only ever lived in Britton and Norway, which by the way are usually not the warmest places so he's not use to the heat. N he does not like when it gets to hit bc it makes him tired and irritable.
That being said, he loves the cold and snow, he would live in it if it didnt have the possiblity of trying to kill him.
Needless to say Tobi takes after his mom n his hands get cold easily.
9# Appetite
Outta all of them, Maxx is actually the one with the biggest appetite despite also being the thinnest.
This is actually do to being part vampire.
Since vampires drink blood for the plasma n iron levels only found in humans, not drinking blood does cause problems for Maxx and even Matt too.
To counteract this, Maxx eats plenty of red meats and fish too keep his body healthy. Course at the same time, the amounts in which he eats can startle most people, considering he has the body of someone who keeps a strict diet to maintain.
Over all, Maxx doesnt really care that people find this weird, atleast not anymore, since Malcolm says Maxx is his cutest when he's had a full and enjoyable meal when ever they go out together.
His friends don't mind it either because they know Maxx needs to eat a lot to keep healthy.
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Every once in awhile, being as pudgy as he is, actually bothers Ethan, this is mostly do to the fact he's still a teenager, and despite being a marshmallow full of laughs, even the young adult pressures in high school get to him.
As much as he tries to laugh it off, and own the fact he's "fat", when it gets to him, he sometimes goes without eating and even tries to exercise hard to loose weight. Which raises flags since he usually has a healthy appetite for someone his age.
Edd, having gone through similar situations in his highschool life (though being a lot more... edgy n depressing about it) does his best to console his son when ever he notices that hes letting to problems get to him.
And needless to say his friends do they're best to help him too, in they're own ways, because they like Ethan better when he's his happy bad joke telling self.
#10 Neighbors
Despite having different jobs, Edd and co still ended up as neighbors to Eduardo and Mark. Do to Tord wanting to keep an eye on them it was strongly suggested that those who were apart of the rebel forces move onto the base.
The two groups are less salty at eachother than they originally were, and mostly focus on they're kids and trying to make sure they grow up safe with the war going on.
Though Tord's watch didnt stop there, he assigned them all fitting government jobs for they're skills.
Despite everything, they're all able to live content that they're together with a roof over they're kids heads and food on the table.
Even if the bitterness and resentment towards Tord is still there, but it's barried for the sake of keeping they're kids.
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So I decided to ppst the Headcanons from Amino bc I havent posted in awhile.
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