When I pictured losing my virginity I thought it would be with someone special, as with every other virgin teen. I would fantasize about it oblivious to the fact that it probably won’t happen and that these rose-colored glasses have got to go. I honestly blame television and society for the cheesy rom-coms that made me cry and the constant love stories that I longed for. Or, I could just blame myself but that’s beside the point. Responsibility? Never met her.

As Cliche as it sounds, the day started like any other. It was a Saturday morning and I had just wakened up from the ghastly alarm I set for 8:00.A.M. My eyes burned, I was cozy in bed and thought to myself, 10 more minutes won’t hurt. I closed my eyes and continued dreaming away until I was awakened by the sound of my little brother barging into my room in telling me that breakfast was ready.

“Jason get up food is ready! And Oh my gosh your room stinks!” With the energy I barely had I shooed him away with one arm.

“Kyle, get out.” I mumbled. “It’s only 8:10 how is-”

“It’s 10:30.”

Hearing those words lit a spark in my chest. Just my luck right? This happens to me too many times. I end up darting into the bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face and I dash downstairs. I saw my plate on the kitchen island in all its glory. The smell of bacon, eggs, and french toast filled my nostrils and I almost shed a tear.

“Thanks, mom, thanks, dad.”

I grab my plate and start chowing down while my parents are going on about who knows what and my brother is staring at the tv. In my head I’m thinking, What should I do today? I could hang out with friends, go for a run, or binge a show on Netflax hmm. Decisions, decisions. I’m very indecisive so coming up with a decision took the rest of breakfast and I ended up just doing the last option. In bed, on the verge of turning on the tv, it felt as though I just heard someone whisper in my ear, “S-E-X.” and I immediately get in the mood. So I thought to myself, maybe I’ll watch some x-rated content before I start the show, so I began to prep. I made sure my door was locked, blinds were closed, earbuds in, towel and a bottle of lotion on deck and I was ready to go.

I scroll through video thumbnails and I see one that intrigues me, so you can only imagine what happened next. I start feeling myself and out’ve nowhere I had an epiphany. In my head I thought, I don’t JUST want to look at that, I want to HAVE it, I CRAVE it, I WANT SEX! Thus after installing a new app, the rollercoaster of a relationship began between me and my fav, Sexr: The hookup app.