Dearan started opening all the drawers he could reach. Eventually he gave up and resigned himself to the fact that he was going to get miniscule bits of pee in his underwear… he was disgusted.

In a latch ditch effort to not taint his underwear he started pushing buttons on the remote under the sink. The seat began to heat up, but nothing else changed… until he pushed one that made a jet of warm water shoot out and tickle his balls. It wasn’t a soft stream of water, it was bordering on too much but it was just soft enough to just be confusing.

He pushed another button and got even more confused as water started coming from his front too, he honestly couldn’t tell if he was turned on or not at the sensation. He kept on pressing random buttons until it stopped. He just sat there for a few moments, wondering why this toilet existed.

Eventually he got up and washed his hands. He went back out into the in nothing but swim shorts. Dearan realized why so many people were attracted to him, the man was fit. He had a 6 pack, his pecs were beefy, plus goddamn, his legs should have a temple built for them.

Stephan chuckled at Dearan, “Did the toilet confuse you?”

Dearan debated lying but so no point besides shielding his pride. “Yeah?”

“Want me to explain how it works later? It takes a while to guess the buttons’ uses.”

Dearan shuffled his feet, “Yes, that would be great. Maybe we should go around town first?”

“Sounds good. Get your swimsuit on.”

“Wait, that is like to wear around town?” Dearan said his blush leveling up to the infrared scale.

“Yeah? Is that a problem?” Stephan said, worry in his eyes as his eyebrows furled together.

“N-no,” Dearan staggered out. As much as he would feel weird to wear swim shorts from 5 and a half years ago, he still would rather not bother Stephan for something so stupid.

“Okay… I’ll go change into it.”

“Sounds good,” Stephan said. His voice was terrifyingly deep when saying it.

“Okay?” Dearan said, feeling the need to reply.

He quickly changed. At first he went to the bathroom, his butt looked pretty dang good. Dearan usually wasn’t focused on his looks, he didn’t even like seeing himself without a snapchat filter, but turning around he even thought that his ass was fantastic looking. If he looked down, his white blond haired legs weren’t very attractive to him, but goodness that ass.

As soon as he realized he was checking himself out in the hottest guy in the school’s bathroom, a boy he barely knew, he stopped and began to blush again.

He left the bathroom after he put back on his purple tee-shirt.

He approached Stephan while rubbing his arm. He usually wore loser jeans and a full length sweatshirt so Stephan was a bit surprised by the change in attire.

He was staring at Dearans thigh so long as Dearan walked up, Dearan cleared his throat. “Is Snoopy that interesting?” he said, referencing his own Peanuts swim trunks.

“I am just looking for Peppermint Patty. Sorry if you thought I was like… drooling at your thigh…”