It was not every day that a dog would demand belly rubs from me!!! As far as I am concerned, I don’t recall any day in my life, of nearly 29 years when a dog hasn’t tried to bark… growl… sneer… ran after me to give me an love bite… Which is not out of love…

Except Blackie… Only because I was his owner’s son and it would be like biting the hand of the person feeding it. Still, my mom loves Blackie with all his faults…

Now this cute… sweet… extremely adorable dog wanted belly rubs from me… ME!!!

So, Dude… Not Cool Man… NOT COOL!!?!!!

I made sure to give him my coldest… as I call it my ‘Freeze your Balls’ look, it was one of my most effective looks. I have been perfecting it for many, many years.

I look like a scary serial killer even on my good days but if you try to mess up my good day, I tend to look like a psychotic serial killer. Mix in a pinch of my ‘Freeze your Balls’ look, it is a sure shot way of expressing ‘Run… Run… Run… Before I beat the crap outta you…’

And looking at the man who coughed… the girl’s father… looked like he wanted to do just that. Dignity held him at his place… Or maybe it was because his wife held his hand, strong enough to stop blood circulation as well as his ability to run…

The woman turned to me and spoke venomously. “Care to explain why we are looking at a potentially huge vet’s as well as rabies Injection shot bill??”

I had to give her some credit. She had guts.

But I was tired. I just wanted to go to my parents’ home. Get a nice lunch with a beer. Maybe even dinner and desert.

I was at end of my fucking limit…

“Lady…” I began with dangerous lower voice pitch. “You should be asking this to your daughter. I am sure, by the way she is brawling her eyes out, is a sure shot way of telling you that she fucked up…” I paused to look at the girl who fell quiet at my words.

“I don’t think so. It’s YOUR word against OURS. You don’t have enough proof…” The father shrugged. “Maybe that collie attacked first and you were just at the wrong place at the wrong time…”

I raised both my eyebrows in disbelief… no… NO… He didn’t…

I got up slowly from my seat to give him a piece of my mind. If the ‘Freeze your Balls’ look didn’t work and if… a BIG IF… the father had guts, I get to kick some sense into the asshole.

It has been such a long time since I have brawled.

I smile… A bit creepily…

The guy backed away a few steps. Judging by the look on the father’s face, he must have understood my intention.

Just then, the nearest door burst open and a woman stumbled through. She looked haggard with worry.

Wait… Oh My God…

She was the MY GODDESS from last night!!!