Adrien: I was bored. Famous last words. So, it was the summer of 7th grade, and I had nothing to do, so I decided to pull an extremely elaborate prank on my friend, Cameron. To make the effect creepier, I decided to make my prank mail based. So, I sent her a prank letter from the “government”.
This is what it said: Good afternoon, Congratulations! You have been selected to be a part of the Reversion Society. Very few individuals are selected to be a part of this program. We currently have about 100 agents working for us. The Reversion Society is a covert government organization which focuses on the evolution of human beings. With testing, we have theorized that humans may not have just come from primates. Studies on spinal fluid in humans has showed signs of many other animals such as members of the Mollusk, Canidae, Felidae, Nutini, Muroidea, and Salmonidae families. You will be transported to one of our remote islands by August 24. We will conduct basic testing on your blood, spinal fluid, and DNA when you arrive. You will also be asked questions about your mood, health, personality, and mental stability. This testing will be conducted in order to make and have hypotheses and data about which animal families you are made up by and which traits you receive from them. You will then spend approximately one week in the isolation tent, getting disinfected from modern diseases we find on the mainland. After you have been thoroughly disinfected, you will be ready to begin our teen program. You will be given a tag which includes your name, most prominent animal, and unique serial number. You must wear this tag at all times during your stay. You will be bunked with others who share your most prominent animal. During your 180-day stay, you will learn about unimaginable things, and take part in many of our fun activities, including our hike to Penner Mountain, lessons in mentalism by the astounding Leonardo Di Pomelo, the magic winter ball, where the king and queen will be crowned, and the end-of-camp tradition, the lion's hunt. We hope you enjoy these activities, and we will strive to make your stay amazing. During your stay, you and your cabin will be given points. At the end of your stay, the cabin with the most points will be allowed to depart from the island. All other cabins must take part in the final testing phase. They will be placed inside of a DNA editing chamber and we will experiment whether it is possible to revert humans to their previous ancestral animals. Don't worry, this process has a 61.5% success rate. However, it is permanent. If the process fails, you will be given an autopsy. If the process succeeds, you will live the rest of your shortened life on the island. Backing out of this program is not a possibility. If you go off the grid, we will find you. Please shred and burn this page after reading. Sincerely, Mary Conrith Dalma, Vice President of the Reversion Society
I sent this picture to one of our group chats, telling the people on it that I received it in the mail from one of my friend’s addresses. I told them that the friend said that they didn’t send it to me. Obviously, I couldn’t lie about my address I had to put on the letter to Cameron for a return address, so, to get around the problem, I got a few friends in on the prank as well.
Cora: Of course I was in on the prank. I'm his twin sister. So we sent the letter to Cam’s house. It took about three to four day to arrive. I felt a little bad, but we do like to prank each other and Adrien did put in a note saying it was fake, but we freaked Cameron out. She really did buy it for two days and then she got her letter and she just was upset with us. She said, and I quote “ I am the big SAD why? how could you do this to me.” She got over it fast, and she pranked us back.
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